After falling asleep on the couch watching NFL Network, I awoke to TLC. My wife is recording episodes of A Baby Story, and the dvr changed the channel. No big deal. Babies are cute. Why not load up the dvr with cute kids.
So I put the remote down, letting the story of new parents play out in the background, and went to the computer to check my Twitter and Facebook. It was then that I heard screaming coming from television set. I looked over my shoulder and saw a little girl, no more than 7 or 8, staring wide-eyed at something.
'What in the world is going on?' I innocently thought to myself, and as if the TV could read my mind, changed camera shots.
I was not prepared for what my tv put on display for me.
Oh yes, they showed it ALL. Except for the blurred hoo hoo dilly, my eyes were burned with what I saw today.
And then I realized, I'm going to be in a similar predicament in about 8 months or so. I'm going to be in a room where nearly the same thing happens.
I really wish Storks were the ones who delivered babies.